Playing slow is fun. When I was playing in high school, we played the number one ranked team in Florida, and something like the fifth ranked team in the country. (It was Gainesville High and something like around the year 2001, they were very good). We knew there was NO goddam way we could hang. But guess what, there…

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

Yes.
Yes, it does.

Nobody is asking the important question: how can somebody wear Tennessee and Alabama garb at the same time? I’m sure that breaks a region-wide law in the south.

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

how did duke not land this kid?

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

If only there had been a giant wall. That would surely have kept him out.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

Yeah, but I bet he gives his son bullshit kisses on the cheek.

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

We can’t even talk about all the white on white crime in these videos because of PC culture SMDH.

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

we post a lot of SNL content because you people really, really like SNL content.