I guess I’ll play on my Mac tonight.

Not lovin’ this news.

what a kick in the nuggets

U WOT MATE?

Gonna let this joke slide, but you Birdie not do it again.

Well, this news certainly makes me grimace...

If people actually used this, no one would work in tech. The amount of times workers are given unreasonable schedules that upper management fully supports despite workers saying it’s impossible complete disqualifies the entire industry.

Death is irrelevant.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.  Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Then all the more reason to LIVE IN THE NOW! All we are guaranteed is this very moment in time, as we surf lifehacker.

The Lifehacker feed has me wondering: What is the best way to clean my vacuum brush, according to Socrates?

Great, I was only fearing death, but now I also have to fear that I’m just a hallucination of Ag Obair’s dying brain!

I don’t approve of such crumby behavior. Here people are trying to have a noble duel and a third person is just loafing around until he can roll over an unsuspecting victim.

Ah, the masturbation, then.

Well what did you do to make God take away your hair?

“I instinctively distrust people who wear hats in real life”

Finally! I can stop herding nerfs and get into lucrative moisture farming.

The stock market is already a ridiculous lie but the emergence of meme stocks just really exemplifies the fact that stocks are just made-up trading cards for rich people and wannabe rich people. They’re NFTs before NFTs. 

I’ll stick with the classic

Darcy’s powers=being herself and still kicking butt.