Ah, the masturbation, then.

Well what did you do to make God take away your hair?

“I instinctively distrust people who wear hats in real life”

I’ll stick with the classic

With 3 teenagers, one of them can probably drive and get the groceries too. I’ll provide the $ and kitchen, but save me some time by running my errands for me. “Oh, and pick up the dry cleaning while you’re out!”

We do it weekly, call it diner’s choice.

I once stayed at an AirBnb where they kept their tooth brushes in the shower, which, ew gross.

hi! that’s me in the clip. just came here to say that the “normal items” mode makes it so that players in the back get better items, middle gets pretty good items, and the front gets mostly defense items. learning how to manipulate these items makes luck less of a factor (although i won’t deny that it’s still very…

Okay, stay with me here.

Three, but there's a 2,000 cooldown period before he can use the third life

Wait til you try Uranus

Let’s let Natural Selection do the hard work for us.

I may have dropped mine a couple times. No visible damage, but i have been getting the issue about a third of the time for the last 4 months or so.

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash. 

Oh please dude. Just because you're not having a problem and are a Nintendo slave doesn't other people don't deserve a solution. I don't have the issue either but I can admit there is OBVIOUSLY a problem.

You are ridiculous for your comment. Your families systems happen to be the few that didn’t have the issue, but to make a claim that so many people dont know how to take care of their systems is complete bull dong. When does a handful of People speak up for hundreds of people with complaint of this same issue?

The day I don’t enjoy an ice cold beer on a hot summer day is when you pry it from my cold dead* fingers.

What kind of mental issue does someone need to have to get on here and post “I don’t have a problem, therefor the thousands and thousands of people who do have this problem must be jelly-covered toddlers”?

OK, but are there Foundables that replicate the thrilling house-elf-slave-labor subplot of Goblet of Fire? I think we can agree that’s what we’re really here for.