I have the ability to download my free copy, BUT I can’t play it because when I built my PC 5 years ago I decided to save a few hundred dollars and went with an i3 CPU. Sure I have enough ram and the graphics card can handle it, but that processor....that poor poor processor. It can’t handle all that stress. My…

I used to be very good at crossing my eyes. I could cross one at a time and look around with the other one. But for some reason I could only ever make the magic eye pictures invert. If it was a cat then everything around it would pop out and the cat would go in. 

Shots fired!

Thank you! I was thinking the same exact thing! 

Oh my god Mario is gonna be in Wonder Woman 2!!!

I have absolutely no idea who this guy is, but he looks like a swollen Jerry Springer.

GASP! Hello new friend! I’m also an overtired house spouse with 4 children! I don’t know about you, but it’s a little bit of a struggle to find good fun games for all of us to play together. This game seems perfect to get into with my 15 and 11 year olds. I’ve never played a Destiny game, but my spouseless, childless…

It would be incredible if they could include the intro to the show!

Uh huh! And what about a jeep that can open up and launch a boat!?

Oh, Claire. We don’t have a dishwasher either. For the most part I have that role. As long as I have some I will grab a beer when I begin and take a sip...err a big gulp...after I clean and then rinse a few dishes. Depending on the load of dishes I might be one or two drinks in by the time I’m done.

We took the family to see it! It was such a fun movie for any age and any level of reference knowledge. My 4 daughters range from 5-15 and every single one of them enjoyed everything no matter what they knew about from other media. I’d like to think I got most of the references, but my 15yr old picked up on a lot of…

Illuminati confirmed! We can eliminate the theory portion of Conspiracy Theory on this topic.

Joking aside. I’m interested in knowing what’s running around my DNA, but not interested enough to throw money at it....yet.

One of the MW definitions of cant is:

Yes! Thank you!

Ohh so you have to put the bassinet in to unlock the baby option? Kinda glad I didn’t do that when I unlocked the bassinet, because I probably would have went ahead and gotten the baby. In real life I’m married and we have four daughters. In the sims we’re engaged and living in a large house with our own careers and…

Thank you for sharing. My mom has been blind for 13 or 14 years now. She lost her sight due to cancer. She has been cancer free ever since. It was quite an adjustment for sure. Thankfully my dad wasn’t too far from retirement when it happened and it probably helped him decide when to retire. But those two are a hell…

Sounds like this could be a case for The Salty Waitress....

When all the words are deciphered and recited aloud dark clouds will roll in from all directions. There will be thunder without the lightning. An elder god shall walk the Earth. Only the summoner shall converse with the elder god, be it man or machine.

“Alexa, read the Voynich manuscript.”

My wife and I have dressed up with our kids as a theme since the first one could go out for Halloween, she just turned 15 on October 14th, and we will continue to do so until....who knows when. Pfff we’ll probably dress up with grandchildren, which I hope is a significant distance away. We have four daughters and…

Amazingly artful alliteration among the article appellation!