You mean that's not you in your avatar picture? I feel like I've been lied to…

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All the more reason to walk around with a sense of smug satisfaction

I thought that was covered in "The Red Wedding"…

And that's what she said

Sliced bread is just around the corner, I hear…

I would be OK with that….

More than likely they'll be the "English football".

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

"It was the best of times, it was the… BLURST OF TIMES!?!"

*rubs eyes*
I'm seein' double here: Four Paulsons!

What a dope!

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A popular actor, now, about to become the photo-op champion.

Wait til they hear about the upcoming Star Wars sequels…

What about Balzac's knee, son?

Yikes! I'd hate to see what Mr. Parallelogram would have done!

Greedo came first

I guess I'm obliged to say the guy from Blue Oyster Cult

Especially with The Vandals!

Late Baker gingerly