If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.

Get thee to Samurai Rebellion and then immerse yourself in The Human Condition… at 9 hours, its an investment but an amazing experience.

Lousy Smarch weather…

So, when everyone was raving about his abs in The Guest, they were referring to his abnormalities?

I also have a brown eye…

Yeah, but, was it released? I wish you'd be more clear in the articles where you spell these things out.

…but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin

Terrible babies need the most attention.

Cue "Gimme Shelter" on soundtrack

The old "Iron Throne"?

After 15 years, you'd think Americans would be skinnier but nope. She failed. They need to bring in someone new who can make a difference.

Loser? I barely know her!

So…. no, good prizes then.

TV has been suffering from a lack of Brian Benben…

You seem pissed

You're a whiz with puns!

As long as one of those suits covers up that godawful shirt he's wearing…

No…

I find a little giggle-gas before I begin reading The AV Club increases my pleasure enormously.

wtf is Tom Sizemore lol!