wtf is Yahoo! lol

Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker!

And what about streaming to the rabbit ear antennae on top of the ol' Zenith console television sitting on my floor?

Seize this, Honkus!

Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

*whispers* I think he's talking to you.

A Chilean playing a Colombian? Talk about a stretch…

What did I do? You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. That’s what I did.

I hate to admit, that was the first thing I thought when I saw "Gambon" in the headline.

Same. However, it was "Book" that really threw me off.

So, its safe to say that you are not taking a Stand against this film

Headline: Beats: Jack Off

That's Tu-bad

ITS CALLED BURMA DAMMIT!

BDSM

Look at the picture again.

Don't mind if I do!

Pepperidge Farm remembers

So I have THAT to look forward to?

Billy Bob's your uncle!