Stop looking at me Swan King!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Pitches, leave!

*grabs abacus off of shelf* Seems about right

You shouldn't josh him like that

Tranks a lot!

Dunno… I was counting on you.

Look! It's Rodrigo Amarante!

You've obviously never met my landlord…

*unzips pants* Go on…

Always the woman's fault…

Probably!

More like "Final Doze", amirite fellas?

As long as Tom Cruise isn't in it, sign me up!

I'm partial to the solar-powered flashlight

How many US President's does it take to play a Polish video game?

*patiently waits for punchline*

If he's a stand-up, why is he sitting in a parking lot?

Now we're talking @anxie:disqus!

Implants = Murder