But that would require a modicum of self-reflection… not seeing that from Love

All the note is missing is LMAO

Yeah, crazy like a fox!

I remember crack from the streets.

I always preferred Mary Ann

Worse than a neckbeard? I find that hard to believe.

6.

As a bearded man myself, I can't condone this one bit.

Sounds sexy!

You weren't supposed to tell people that!

I thought his shoe size was well over 20?

Yep, and they'll need a whole roll of bronie paper towels.

Oooo… sounds wicked.

Your Dad went away. I'm with your mom now.

A lot of mythical characters referenced here… witches, trolls, Shaquille O'Neal.

witch show do you mean?

Girls don't need self-confidence… all they need is a Y chromosome.

Sure, there's Leonardo… but what about the other ninja turtles?

Sounds awesome

Well, Webster's Dictionary defines "party" as: