You must be a blast at parties

Maybe O'Neal IS the Syrian opposition.

Subtle

If…, Z and My Night At Maud's?? Cannes '69 was an embarrassment of riches

If I were a train, I'd be late.

Actually, it's attributable to when they got rid of Poochie… he was the original dog from hell.

Thrust, spin, turn, pivot, pout, jiggy, jiggy, robot, dosido, and close with a Matrix.

Probably back in 1998 when "Family Matters" went off the air.

Nah… people are stupid

God you're old! That was months ago.

Benson was cancelled years ago…

Glad to see that police officers are finally getting representation on television.

My internet doesn't work or I'd totally contribute…

Sort of!

Is "TV Guide" a book?

TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!

*Spike Lee just tweeted Shaquille O'Neal's address*

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

But what if your wildest dream is that this show doesn't exist?

Hello Lakewood!!! How's everyone doing?!?! Hello?