I remember crack from the streets.

*Joaquin Phoenix kills himself*

NYET!

Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Well, it certainly sounds like Phoenix is on the rise! Wokka, wokka!

Happily!!

Stupid babies need the most attention!

Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! There's four places: There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot… Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock…

Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and its all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.

I'm seeing double here; Four Blackbirds!

Cleveland: At least we're not Detroit

Where exactly would that be? *starts packing up belongings*

If by "thing" you mean "a thriving urban hotbed"… well, no its not. But it can still be found on a map.

Is that a quote from something? The Simpsons, perhaps?

And we've arrived back where we started.

Take that, East St. Louis!

*looking at sarcasm detector* Are you kidding me? This baby is right off the charts, mm-hai.

Or what? What?!?!?

Shame being #1

You're confusing "worth" and "cost".