Done! But only if he scrubs out the inside thoroughly first.

And how many cities can claim that…

I can't upvote this enough… if you know what I mean. By that I mean Disqus only allows one upvote per person.

Yes, I think the ladies would rather be shot.

Including me? Well, none. But if my plan to drive a windowless van around the retirement community works, that number is bound to skyrocket!

It makes Playhouse Square look like a cheap floozy.

Its spelled "cleavage".

That explains my issue.

WHO!!!!!

I wouldn't know… I rarely make it to third base

I'm in Cleveland… it's actually not that hot here.

Who? Who.

Yet another pornography reference? Man, the AV Club turned into a hardcore porn website so gradually I didn't even notice.

Yeah but who has time?!?

Its probably just herpes

It could use more cowbell

I think that's radio you're describing…

I spy…. another wacky Melissa McCarthy comedy!

You can have one of mine, I've got dozens of citations… mostly for lewd conduct.

You're the vulgarian, you fuck!