High blood pressure may make that closer to 7/8ths.

"Dammit! Greedo had his finger here first."

I'm confused. Who's got the Chartreuse?

Vapid?

I remember crack from the streets.

When I spray "Spew" on customers at the fragrance counter, they seem appreciative.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?

That's not the one I was talking about.

I prefer the other one.

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

I was saying Boo-urns.

That would certainly be news.

Well, I'm a candy-ass… how do I sign up?

Needs more cowbell….

Well, Spurlock is most certainly Pro-Fiber, so that's a pickle… Oh! He's also Pro-Pickle.

Dude! Spoiler Alert.

Based on the responses above, I suspect you aren't the only one who missed the 'n'.

And they can't make sandwiches for shit

Egghead likes his booky-book!

"he’s “99.9 percent sure it would be the last.”