Breaking Bad.

Oh Maya God

Nice to see Jonathan from Buffy The Vampire Slayer is getting some work.

Really? According to IMDb, no movie called "Snarknado" exists. I'll keep looking though. Thanks.

Oh no, you're not alone there. It's usually just so quiet in there.

Perfect! Because the movie theater is the only place I actually use my cell phone.

Don't make me choose, man!

Actually the point of a multitasking, hyperlinked social media age is to avoid shitty movies like this.

I remember crackle from the streets.

Gross. By that I mean, Michael Gross, who would be perfect in the movie.

Oh no! There is a dark cloud on the horizon… a very dark cloud.

I would pay good money to see Snarknado.

And I remember crack from the streets.