On my flight home from Charlotte, a woman standing at the gate started to throw a fit about wearing a mask, and the (sassy) gate attendant simply said, “Ma’am, I don’t get paid enough to deal with your shit. You sit your ass down and put on your mask.”

The vaccine is available just about everywhere. Doctors and pharmacists are sitting on loads of them, waiting for people to come in and get them. A common refrain doctors and nurses are hearing is people begging for the shot once they are already in the hospital, and they just tell them it’s too late now, they had…

And if you’re waiting for FDA approval, congrats, Pfizer should get it next month.

GET. VACCINATED. NOW.

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

For a simple article about a pithy bullshit reality show about vacuous beautiful people, this was pretty difficult to read. Maybe throttle back on the pleonasm. 

Well, after 32 years, their mortgage has probably been paid off, he’s had the same car since the 80s, his kids go to public school, he’s never going to have to pay for college tuition, and his only family vacations come in the form of road trips and contest prizes. The real lede here is that Homer is the kind of…

This also happens when you think you’re done and start spraying just to realize you still have a kid or two left to drop off at the pool.

Also related to water, but in another way - funny thing I discovered with the fancy, heated-bidet I bought for my master bath is it actually has a feature that helps with this. It pushes a slightly stronger, pulsing stream of water that can assist with encouraging your bottom to empty out (like an enema but only water…

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

i think i missed it, did she do it on purpose? like, had it not been gorilla glue would she had put any other brand of spray adhesive in her hair? on purpose.

I think it looks like an elephant standing on a loading dock.

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

IMO they should hold the SB in Vegas EVERY year. Build a huge stadium (“The Super Bowl”, natch), build a monorail system to funnel visitors from the strip to the stadium, it’s perfect. Loads of hotel and event space, gambling, decent weather in Feb., it’d be perfect.

You do realize Mark Davis is the coolest owner in sports right? What other owner would sit next to you at a dinner and just talk to you? I met Davis about 10 times at this diner in LA (about 2 miles out) Won’t say the name since he’s there a lot. This guy not only pays my tab EVERY TIME I’m there he makes an effort to…

With the Raiders moving to a location where betting on the games is legal, their fans will go from this:

I have a suggestion.