Iowa here. NO WAY Budweiser is our most popular. Busch Light...which is a Bud product...will kick Old Red Bud to the curb each and every day. 

Man oh man, WHY do the Trumper’s love flags so damned much??

Look, I respect the Stars and Stripes, but it seems like every kooky notion that these people come up with, drives the need for a new flag to support it.

Good answer to a “gotcha” question. ANYONE asked a similar question is risking a minefield of responses that can be twisted or misinterpreted. He artfully deferred the question (that had nothing to do with him or his own actions!) with a nothing answer that took no sides.

Iowa here. I don’t know who put these numbers together, but the frickin’ “Tootsie Pop” is NOT the most popular...not even close. We are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup lovers, with fun sized Snickers and Milky Way coming in as very close 2nd’s and 3rds.

Tootsie Pop. Criminy.  

Campbell’s SOMETIMES makes a “Cream of Bacon” soup that is an AMAZING substitute for any recipe that calls for a can of “Cream of X” soup. Trouble is, I can’t find Cream of Bacon around too much anymore. :(

True story....years ago, my kids were very small, and we were out for Halloween doing Trick or Treat. It’s dark, and I see an adult in a Tigger costume approaching, and I say “Hey kids, look at that big Tigger!”.

Adult gets closer, and it turns out she’s a black woman, dressed in a Tigger costume. I felt...kind of…

A net worth of $2M is kind of impressive, but in the grand scheme, hardly worth bragging about ESPECIALLY if it’s not your $2M. Two parents who worked and saved into a reasonable 401k or similar probably do have a combined net worth of $2M, which is good money to retire on. It’s hardly private jet, and bail your…

MAYBE.....maybe she owes her parents for the years of practices, coaches, events...endless travel...so much money. MAYBE she owes her parents...if she does...it’s between her and them, and is absolutely none of our business! 

Here’s the thing about Simone Biles or really ANY other athlete anywhere:

Careful what you wish for. If they pay taxes, they are going to want a legitimate seat at the governing table. Do we really want a cabinet level “Secretary of Religion” at the President’s side? 

“Bill and Melissa Gates” Who is Melissa? 

He’s touching her buttshole. 

That bag is the stupidest thing I’ve seen all week. Anyone who drops $39K on that should be tattooed on the forehead so people know an idiot is headed their way. 

I see what you did there! 

White guy here. White folks equiv. to Spades, as near as I can tell, is something called Euchre. Played in the midwest a LOT, and I’ll be damned if I can find someone to teach me how to play. 

You forgot to mention the benefits he gets from the plant. Likely health insurance and a dental plan! 

Is one big monitor better than 2 large, but smaller monitors? If so, why? 

Is one big monitor better than 2 large, but smaller monitors? If so, why? 

“Catholics. The most judgy of all the Christers.”

Have you met Baptists?

“but that doesnt get you likes on the internet.”

I’m not going to call her an attention whore, buuut....... ;)

“I want you to physically see what you’ve done.”

Fuck you Brian. YOU did that to yourself, don’t try to twist it to something its not. Pathetic excuse for a man.