49ers.

Niners over Ravens and we still get Jim Harbaugh facial highlights all Sunday long during games he’s not even coaching in.

This is such a great take. Thank you.

Kelly Slater.

Memes are all we have now.

While we’re at it, let’s just get rid of Time Zones. Why can’t we have one worldwide time? Wouldn’t we feel more unified as a race? Who cares if dinner time is at 4am? As the world becomes more of a global community it would be a helluva lot easier to say, hey “I’ll call you at 7pm” and know exactly what that means…

I once sold all of Outer Space. No matter was included in the sale, just the space between the matter. For $10 the purchaser got a certificate that stated he or she owned all of space.

Aw dang! And I just finished coding up this random puppy background generator at Puppies Make Me Happy: http://puppiesmakemehappy.com/

I have to say, whoever is the new visual artist over at Gawker Media over the last couple months...you are crushing it.

Basewars. Look it up.

J-Bay Hello.

We inherited the instinct to draw lines around “us” and “them” based on color. In doing so it became an automatic response to foreign threats creating the illusion of tribal safety.

Could Adderall consumption be any more obvious here?

I've never seen a team look so consistently jacked in the fourth quarter as the Seahawks. Absolutely jacked. Not just playing jacked but flying around after every play giving every player a high five. Always with the linear rants that never come full circle in…

Can someone please with Minecraft skills recreate the real estate cheeseball video in Minecraft?

No wonder those power points and employee reviews were so generic.

Really tired of PR firms trying to steer the conversation in freaking comment sections.

Here's a reverse-masturbation story about a friend of mine.

Kook of the day.

Legalize Josh Gordon