Not that I think that's a good idea, but it is a good question. Surely they could have wrung some ratings off of a spin-off, in twenty-seven years.

This may very well be complete bullshit, but his comments are still making me feel better.

O'Neal = Sidious https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I remember very little about that movie, but I do remember thinking that the strobe-effect-y bit was indeed awesome.

Ah yes, I totally thought Rosa was going to hit her while her eyes were closed. I wouldn't be surprised if the writers intended for the audience to think that.

Okay, is it just me, or did Morello's Toy Story synopsis sound like foreshadowing? The rest of the episode, I was waiting for Red to rescue Vee from a psychopath, or something.

Not to mention the lethal nosebleed.

I'm actually very glad Non-Stop is being placed in the same category as The Immigrant.

Ordinarily, this ending would of have bothered me—what are the odds that Vee would be on the side of the road at that very moment?—but the reason I like it is because it doesn't really affect the story at all. Both Vee and Rosa would have been out of Litchfield (and therefore out of the story) either way—Vee would be…

I wonder if the show is intent on having us never see the warden, or the notorious Danita.

When the Nostalgia Critic just sticks to plain ol' scathing commentary, he's great. When he indulges in shitty-FX-heavy sketches, it's a mess. Unfortunately, we're getting more and more of that.

I had a long weekend, so I'm posting on a Monday night, deal with it.

Okay, who ruined this masterpiece by deleting a comment?

Agreed. Thank The A.V. Club for its episodic reviews, even though the episodes seem to blur together for a binge-watcher and mild spoilers are commonplace.

To my utter amazement, I have succeeded in my goal in being no more ahead in Orange is the New Black than Myles McNutt is (even though he's probably written these reviews weeks in advance). I've watched the (awesome) first twelve episodes of season 2, and if everything goes according to plan, I'll be watching the…

Oh right, the clairvoyance. They never bothered to try and explain that, did they? It was the only true "fantasy" element in there. I'm not sure if it's better or worse that they didn't make very much use of it—if they did, it would be a ridiculous plot device, but since they didn't, it makes me wonder why they…

Just came back from Snowpiercer. I read a lot about film, but at the same time, I'm not really a movie buff, and I'm one of those people that can never seem to "get" arthouse films like most critics can. I know that Snowpiercer isn't really an "arthouse" film, but I was nevertheless surprised by how much of it I…

We have really similar usernames, and it really confused me for a second. All right, that's all I had to say. Here, have a free upvote.

When they first mentioned "Hurricane Wanda", I thought for sure it was going to be symbolic of Wanda Bell's more "thorough" strip searches she said she was going to start doing.

Jeez, you're right. Even on the rare occasion that the Transformers accusation is a valid one, it's such a clichéd statement now that it doesn't sound at all clever anymore.