Who is this Dan person, and what is he doing on The A.V. Club? This is supposed to be a site of happiness!

Ah, the good ol' D-minus.

Applegate's husband, Michael Grant, wrote his own series of books called "Gone," and shit, those books were fantastic, but I feel like I'm the only person in the world who's ever heard of them.

EVERYTHING'S a puberty metaphor!

OH MY GOD STOP IT WITH THESE ANIMATED MOVIE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

Wait, this show still exists?

EXTENDED universe? Episode VI, COMMA? Dammit, Sonia!

Yeah, we've only got one more season till we've caught up with the contemporary "Office" reviews.

You guys are a heck of a lot more fun than all the grumps on CNN's comment sections.

Is it just me or does it look like I.V.'s primary concern about this movie a lack of historical accuracy?

"[Tracy Turnblad is] a fat kid who can’t help who she is…" Well, I mean, she could diet and exercise.

The guy that plays Simon in The Returned just pisses me off like crazy, not sure why. Maybe it's the hair.

As far as blockbuster young-adult crowdpleaser movies go, you could do worse than Catching Fire. But The Hobbit over Gravity? Come on.

I really hope Sean's attempt to create a Steve-McQueen-clapping meme is successful.

Yup, the SAG Awards showed a brief clip of her during the Aningaaq scene.

There aren't a whole lot of scenes to choose from for Sandra Bullock in Gravity, though I feel like they could have done a bit better than a clip of her kicking a monitor and grunting repeatedly.

I keep forgetting that the Muppets are fictional characters.

Good to hear Zack agree with me about Argo. Seriously, I thought I was the only one in the world that didn't love that movie.

Sonia Saraiya is so sure of her opinion, she declares that everyone who disagrees with her is "heartless" and that something is wrong with them. I am genuinely happy about this—I think the same exact things when somebody disagrees with me about anything.

Is it weird that I thought Key was Frank Langella in that photo?