@LizzieBennet-Darcy: It means that they're flavors derived from natural food products. They're the most harmless part of the ingredient list here.

Are they spelling "wyngz" like that so that nobody gets mad when they realize that they aren't eating chicken wings at all, but random other pieces of mostly dark-meat birds?

@mathemology: Wait, how would this cause your bowls to start moving? Is this like Poltergeist where your household objects just start flyin' around the house?

@horseflesh: Does it count as "parody" if it's something that happens?

@amyjenc1: The pets were only the innocent victims of this idiot child, so to foist that award on them would just be cruel.

@gamerjason88: Or really pixelated.

@scalman: ...What?

@UofITom: But then you won't get to see the eleventy-billion posts that say nothing but "LOL!"

@MrPistachio: u usin big wurds bro wut u mean

@al_capwn: kthxbai: Now, are you the real al_capwn?

@al_capwn: kthxbai: Whoa. I don't know how that got there. Go away, random-question-mark-I-don't-know. Nobody wants you.

@Vesta: Oh, are you that rapist I heard about on the news earlier? That's the same thing he said. But he said it in a really scary way.

@satyrica: Well, this is from McSweeney, so it likely is somebody around the 30-45 year range.

@al_capwn: kthxbai: You obviously don't know any 12-year-olds, because that could be many of the ones that I know?

@Manly McBeeferton: A meme is just a repeated word, phrase, image or idea, by its definition.

@Iota: It's kind of fun, but that's really about it.

@The Squalor Also Rises: But remember that in the world of Pokémon, humans don't know how to settle conflicts without the aid of their enslaved electrical rodentia, so if you wanted to just run up and punch Ash, grab whatever girl is with him, then run away, it probably wouldn't be too hard.

Yet another reason why getting the Nook was a bad decision. I'm seriously considering upgrading soon.

Who gives a shit?

@PinkSabbath: Yeah, I bought my Nook thinking that I would be able to use it at the library, but when it turned out that I couldn't I sort of wished that I had gotten the Kindle instead. That 30-hour battery sounds mighty attractive.