@ProudGeek: Well, being the CEO is as close to marrying a publicly-traded company as one can get.

@PinkSabbath: Yes, we know, you can get books for free at libraries. But it's much more difficult to get ebooks without having to purchase them. Most libraries – mine, for instance – do not have ebook-lending programs, so it would be nice if the publishers would allow for an easier sharing of books among friends.

When I was in the seventh grade I had to take a keyboarding class, and the typing software that was used in that class required you to add two spaces after the period when typing full sentences. At this point I was already a capable typist, so I had flown through the rest of the software until I got there. And then I…

@The.Ubertard: This is mostly off-topic, but what are the books that you've written? Just curious; I'm always on the lookout for more stuff to read.

@Jacques Chain: So...established writers can't contribute to successful technology blogs? The Gawker network is one of the most popular blogging networks on the internet.

@Orhan Kücükyilmaz: Except for that issue you seem to have with punctuation.

@joeCommenter: Actually, it is rather expensive. $1200 is a lot of money for most people (and a fortune for about 2/3 of the world).

I might have to hold off from buying an Adam now.

Is that white stuff on the ground toilet paper or snow?

What happens if the taxi driver changes lanes while there's a cyclist bikin' along in the middle?

@judacris: Plastic pennies? They would break and melt very easily, I say we just get rid of them.

We should just scrap the penny all together and go to the nickel as the lowest denomination.

Yeah, if I got shot by a small animal I wouldn't really want my name to be released, either.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: It disappears into the Nether, where the souls of deceased unicorns feed on it.

@Sapan Gorath: You're kidding, right? Have you tried to book a flight on Eagle Air? Each of them seats, like, two, so if you want to travel you need to get your tickets about a year in advance.

@xhedgehogx: Maybe not the internet, but if they had access to FedEx overnight shipping, it would have been a lot easier to get the Ring to Mordor.

@The Squalor Also Rises: If they'd had modern internet access, the movie would have been about ten seconds long.

@xulldox: It's not begging; it's petitioning a company in the hopes that they will implement a feature that you wish for them to implement. There's no loss of dignity in doing so.

@TheCIO: Uh...the $15-a-month plan is for 200 MB of data...not 2 GB.

How is this different from the stock notes app?