@justinpe: Except that that's only an iOS app. This allows you to stream your content anywhere.

@Commisar: You do realize that curing HIV at all is a massive scientific advancement, no? Accomplishing this means that, in the not-so-distant future, there will be better, less-extreme means of curing the disease.

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: Otherwise known as "science."

@dr-whoopass: What the fuck?

A real bodyhacker doesn't use some wussy self-help book. A real bodyhacker does it with an axe.

I always figured the best thing you could give a cat lover was a membership at Match.com.

@dj-hq: I once tried playing with a laser pointer with my cat. He looked at the little red dot on the floor, looked at me, and then walked off to piss on something of mine.

@Ahmed Alrasheed: You could wait until the internet comes back on. That would prevent fume inhalation.

@leo.waterloo: I like having the touch pad right in the middle; that way I can wrest my wrists on either side of it while I'm typing.

@Victorioso: I guess they forgot to call you to get your feedback on the aesthetic of the platform. There are plenty of people (such as myself) who like the way Chrome looks and works very much.

@Ghetto_godlike: I did the exact same thing. Four Swords was one of my favorite Zelda games.

@Joos1986: I don't believe they are allowed, legally. There's probably something really stupid and complicated involving taxes involved, but I honestly have no idea.

It reminds me a lot of the old, black Macbook; I always liked the way that looked, and was kind of sad when it was discontinued.

@GizmoTron9000: So kind of like the old black MacBook.

@TimeMuffin: Except even more minimalist. The big, fat, glowing Apple logo on the cover is sort of silly, when you think about it.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I see what you did there.

@Stoodo: Beauty is subjective, so it both is and isn't beautiful, simultaneously.

@kooch888: Or you could, you know, search for the word "magnet".

@YaBoySL: #lamestcommentaward

@aek8: It's really a personal preference thing. Tow-may-tow, tow-mah-toh.