@Rav Gar: My name isn't bastards, but okay.

@Rav Gar: Well, that would explain why there's no "maximize" button.

@Michael Xuereb: There's a guy above you who stole your picture and is claiming it's him. He took your name and avatar, too.

@sighing: "Cool" is a relative term, so it's only as cool as you think it is.

@Herbert-the-Pervert: Your name and avatar + your comment = OMG GO AWAY

@fastactingrelief: You spelled Viagra wrong.

@YOXIM: Well, it's not something to brag about.

@TomXP411: You would be absolutely correct. This is another meme that will soon be a trollpatrollable offense.

@Skid-Vicious: I didn't count, but it may have been that the post exceeded 140 characters and the link got cut off at the end.

@MaNiFeX: You have a really, really weak gag reflex. I would hate to have been standing next to you when you heard about "Windows Phone 7 Series".

@truthtellah: Yeah, I knew that the government could seize intellectual property if deemed necessary (and with adequate compensation for the party from whom the property is being seized.

@superhrman: In that case, everything is like masturbating, right down to its being illegal in certain situations.

@Edix: There isn't, but that may have something to do with the fact that there is no such thing as "emanate domain". It's "eminent".

@Facebook: More specifically, you can TALK!

@superfluousK: I snorckted.

@tfskora: The only thing I really want for this is the free MobileMe, which isn't totally outside the realm of possibility.

@rphillipps16: That would have been at the iPod-centered presentation last month. Sorry, but it looks like Classic-lovers are outta luck, for now at least.

@shooter: I don't know what public school you went to, but I assure you that that is not always the case.

@foxh8er: I'm pretty sure that everybody noticed that. That's why there are a bunch of comments below yours that reference it.

@Paul Harrison: I think you mean SPECULATION.