@Palmer: Nosferatu? Just look at the name: "rathat". Obviously this guy is Edward Cullen.

@monkeybubble003:

@mths: Oh, yes, I forgot. Trolls cannot be reasoned with.

@DrTHE0P0LIS: Why would you be asking him? He's the one who's guilty here. Of course he'll just say "no".

@ophmarketing: The current ad is exactly the same thing as the old one, but they replaced the old, white Kindle with the new, graphite one. Everything else about the ad is the same.

@SoulCrux: It has to do with an advertisement for a gadget that the writer found interesting.

@Wolfstone is informative: Um, no, I would hate to take away these donuts that you've...worked so hard on...

@Wolfstone is informative: That...

Dang it, I looked at the picture before reading the title and thought, "Ohmygosh those are the most amazing wallets ever I'm going to buy all of them", and then I realized that these are iPad cases. Since I do not own an iPad to put inside these cases, I have no reason to purchase them, which makes me sad.

I think that everybody on this site that uses #whitenoise regularly had the exact same thought when they saw this article.

@Ryan: What's the deal with Peek, anyway?

@KTope: This meme.

This reminds me of Flowers for Algernon. They're going to find a "cure" for mental retardation, but then it'll turn out that it doesn't really work after all, and it'll happen in the most heartbreaking fashion possible.

@Chyfine: I find this meme to be repetitive. It isn't very hilarious.

@acidrain69: Wait...how can it be Jersey Shore if it's in Miami? Is it Miami Shore now? This is silly.

@Chernobyl: Where did you get your superhuman imperviousness to disease? You should bottle that and become the richest man in the world.

@SilentAssassn87: You forgot the "New Jersey" part, which explains quite a lot of what's going on.

@Syntax Error: I think there's medication for that.

@MyLittleBuddha: I think you got that slightly backward; the religious-right are the ones who believe that one's sexual orientation can change; others believe that it is part of one's genetic makeup.

@Mr.DuckSauce: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!