@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I think Apple has already used the "rainbow" marketing thing when the Nano got all colorful.

@LetsTryThisAgain: Obviously, then, you're following the wrong people.

@darkly: I would imagine that you would get one from Dell, when it launches.

@MifuneT: Only if the controls get stuck and it never stops moving.

@Jeff Majors: That's an extra option that they offer you on the flight. It involves a bottle of whiskey and blunt force trauma to the head. $89.99 per "nap".

@Darius1Roberti: At least it isn't Blackface Jynx from early on in Pokémon's life. Lotta controversy goin' on back in the nineties over that one.

@LukeDukem: In a nutshell:

@Jakooboo_Shalom: Oh, yes, you can.

@subsammy: Whatever you want to replace it with, although the Nano is closest in comparison.

@Fulgurite: Your comment made me feel happy. All warm and fuzzy inside. You should be a motivational speaker.

I once went on an adventure in Europe. Well, technically, it was more of a "tour" than an adventure. And we didn't really do anything. We just kinda sat in a bus four about eleven hours, while the tour guide talked for great lengths of time about an old Swiss couple who adopted a child.

@nolabar10der: You should know, sir, that nobody on the internet has a remarkably average penis. All are dramatically above average.

@AD: I'm pretty sure that this is the best way to get yourself universally hated as an obnoxious troll.

@jeffery: It'll generally only contain HIV if the pisser contains HIV.

@OtherTimes: Do you have a jar of your grandmother's urine just...lying around?

@Blaze7: It doesn't have WiFi, and a qwerty keyboard would be absurd, considering how small the device is (unless your fingers are the size of toothpicks, of course).

@xxxciter: I was never saying that other phones aren't expensive, also, but if somebody already has another pay-out-the-ass phone, why would they want another? Or, if they didn't want to pay for outrageous data charges, and they decided to get a cheap dumbphone, they could supplement that with something like the iPod…

@xxxciter: And without the über-pricy monthly contract fees, which dwarf the up-front cost of the iPhone after a couple of months. That's the main difference here.

@Lemonade: Wait...I though Jobs invented magic a couple of years ago...

@Pimanrules: What...what else would it be?