@Pimanrules: Somebody hasn't been paying attention now, have they?

@Willard Fillmore: Never mind.

"In public, at a party, tell her what you want to do to her later: "Tonight, I'm going to make you have as many orgasms as possible." For women, anticipating it can be as exciting as the actual event."

@Lost_island: If that's what she said, I don't think it was a "she".

My first game was Pokémon: Red Version, played on a purple GameBoy Color. I was part of that horde of Pokémon-obsessed kindergarteners during the late '90s.

@Manly McBeeferton: Pokémon aren't real? HOLY SHIT.

@CalderMedusa: It's because, a long time ago, the only people who had tans were the working-class, who would spend the day doing manual labor outdoors, in the sun. The wealthy would idle away their time indoors, away from sunlight, so their skin would be paler.

@Gaucho85: $49.99? I think you're being kind of ridiculous here. Apple wouldn't charge that kind of money for gloves.

@Channan: I LOL'ed at you LOL'ing at LOL'ing.

@PhoenixWitch: Wait...are you a lesbian? Because if you're not...isn't that like multiplying by zero?

@eblingmis: Wait...Gizmodo doesn't have writers? Then where did those words at the top of the page come from?

@vsound: Well, you can, but it'll just get more and more expensive.

@Weakskills: This one.

@Kowl Slaw: Woah.

@Why contain it? 's cool.: You just wander around the desert for a while until you happen upon the Sandcrawler.

@Kowl Slaw: Nope. But keep trying. Eventually, something will happen.

@undeadmouse: That is the single creepiest sentence I have ever read.

@hankkb8: Before you start throwing around insults, you should probably check to see if the person you're insulting has explained the reasoning behind their comment an hour before you respond.

@damageplans: You should really pay attention to your capitals and punctuation, particularly when correcting other people's writing.

@Squalor: I'm pretty sure the primary audience is some weird fetish group.