A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

Posted this last week but it was late and I'm in the greys so I guess no one ever saw it... will try again

Time for his most serious crimes.

Watching the Jinx and All Good Things, this makes me so angry how people then (and now) completely excuse away abusive behavior. Everyone go out and read Lundy Bancroft's Why Does He Do That? about abusive men if you haven't already. I want everyone to know the signs of an abuse.

HOW ABOUT TELLING GIRLS NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT TEEN BOYS THINK?

Actually, it's about ethics in skinny-fit suit-wearing.

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

I got over my ex by telling my story at The Moth in New York. It was the only kind of catharsis I could afford: telling a roomful of strangers.

"They're broke, but they're also, like, white upper-middle-class privileged people," says Glazer. "It's not real rags-to-riches. It's fake poor. They could always move home if they needed to."

This season has been a little hit or miss for me...but just watching the way they portray female friendship is just the best. So delightful to watch. And sadly, so rare on TV.

Fly Baby Goose! Fly!

Ghostbusters, schmostbusters. THIS is the sequel I've been craving.

If absolutely no guy ever thinks you like him, what that really means is you're ugly, yes? (Because he doesn't like you, and thus isn't jonesing to either lay you or win your hand.)