"I will see YOU in 30 days!"

First of all, how on earth did you get a copy of this? When I sent it out I explicitly wrote PRIVATE DO NOT SHARE (in all caps like that) at the top. I'd like to point our that whoever leaked this removed that, so by law, reprinting this is illegal. I know this because my father is very rich, runs Fowler Enterprises,…

Nah, nah. I spent five years in the military. All the military wants of you is to put on your damn camis, get a haircut or pin your hair back, and take a shower once in a while. No weird piercings, no weird hair colors, and you're generally good to go. Beyond that, they do not care. I could not have lasted five years…

It's a juvenile response and is indicative of someone's emotional maturity. Rejection sucks, but a mature, confident person will just say "OK" and move on.

This is straight out of that Black Books episode where Bernard's girlfriend faked her own death to get out of a relationship with him because he was terrible...only to have Fran spill the beans years later.

I'm with Kara. I mean LOOK AT HIM.

ikr? Now all I can think about is young James Spader

"I chose you," he said, explaining to her that he had a thing for redheads (Oh good, never mind then about being a cheating asshole). "You were special." Everyone, please grab your eyeballs before they roll into the back of your head. (Coincidentally his infatuation and interest with her disappeared as soon as his…

I think #IAMSORRY was a poorly researched and designed piece, and a great example of why it's not smart to give a movie star with no performance training and documented mental health/self-harm issues free gallery space to engage with the general public.

You know what is demeaning to people who have been sexually assaulted? Not believing them.

Fixed it.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

About Mr Trump's opinion on anything