As another Avs fan... I’m not so optimistic.

But fuck Brian Bellows and his terribly-named son “Kieffer”

The tape on this kid is amazing.

It would be a cutthroat move.

He’d probably feel more comfortable if Tim Salmon had done so first.

It would, but you could bet he’d be grilled by the media after making a decision like that.

Eh, the fight to get there would certainly be an upstream battle.

Feels like we’re swimming upstream with some of these puns.

Being the diaper.

I dunno. Depends.

Showering in a stream of shit that turns to water once every 4 or 5 years.

Elects the same turtle faced senator for 30 years....blames black president for all their problems.

Pretty much the same just without the diaper...

Wearing adult diapers all the time.

I don’t know the answer to your question. But I do know it has to be the basketball half court line...not a line from the volleyball court.

I had a roommate who used to try to pair his shits with his showers. He was doing it for the environment or some shit. The spray nozzle thing would make him far less of a lunatic, but I will fondly remember explaining his practice to potential girlfriends as to why there was no toilet paper in his bathroom.

Tom Brady wears panties.

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

The craziest part is that the pass was thrown by Brock Osweiler.