He probably would see things differently if he didn’t have a glove for a head.

I’ve done that dog licking thing intentionally to fuck with guests. Let the dog lick the plate then say something along the lines of “Man buddy you got that plate CLEAN! We can just put this one right back in the cupboard!” And then watch for the looks of horror and disgust. Good times.

Didn’t you see that Deadspin posted an appropriate place for you to air your grievances earlier today?

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Break a 108 year drought and the Cubs still lose. The world is right again.

Man this is crazy

TBH, that wasn’t sub-par football. It kicked ass. There were a few owners, and one in particular, who were sub-par.

maybe Gudas has a choking fetish?

The follow up cross check to the throat was a nice touch.

At least the ballclub has a spare Landa since he’s a twin.

Well that’s one more than I would have guessed he was getting. Really though what’s the point of having more than one when the one clearly isn’t sticking?

Overreactionary. Last year had tons of trueish stories in the biggest movies including Joy, Race, Balck Mass, Revenant, Bridge of Spies, The Big Short, Steve Jobs, Straight Out of Compton etc. It isn’t becoming a fantasy world. Plus it sure seems to me feature length documentary movies are at an all time high.

Reminds me of this. One of the funniest things I have seen on TV. Partly because Gladys reminds me so strongly of my (very funny and often tipsy) late grandma.

ARE YOU SERIOUS???

Nah. Mostly, we just celebrate the fact the we aren’t Cleveland fans.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

This is the best take and I would add one thing:

This was one of those situations where since Rivera has a history of trying to be a hard ass and sitting players one series he kind of had to do this. The whole reason Smith was shipped out was because he kept pointing out that Cam wouldn’t do things with the team. In a year with a Super Bowl hangover and doing this…

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.