Way to throw that vote away. Great job, you really did your country a service. Scrub.

I’m genuinely curious as to what evidence exists that Hillary lacks respect for the 2nd amendment.

Which candidate had zero respect for the third amendment though?

If Obama didn’t come after your guns after 8 years, Hillary sure wasn’t going to. Advocating reasonable regulation is not the same as no regard.

I’m getting norm Macdonald vibes from this post. Nice job

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

This is excellent

He’s probably overqualified.

I missed your joke the first time, but came back with the star once I figured it out. Monday makes me slow. Good job.

People overlook how close DC is to WV. It’s all starting to make sense now.

I feel this. This morning my husband was banging around and swearing in the kitchen for half an hour. Before he left for work he said, “Both coffee makers are broken. I need you to feed the dogs.”

as you get older, you’ll realize that you don’t own it so much as you rent it.

My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

Probably ought to anyway just to be on the safe side.

I believe the proper system is to bury your socks with a woman’s used pads and tampons. I mean, between the two of them, there’s the materials to add up to a baby, right?

Not technically zygotes so you’re good.

I told someone on Twitter that y’all like that he tells it like it is but forget we can too. Just because I choose to not be an asshole to marginalized people don’t mean my gloves won’t come off quick.

I don’t think you understand my position at all. Yes, the Civil War was about slavery. If the south had miraculously banned slavery in 1850, there would not have been a civil war. BUT, slavery was not the immediate cause. It was the reason, but not the cause. The question is ‘Why did the south choose to secede from…

I know fighting with a SJW is futile, but yes and no. Sooner or later a conflict over slavery was going to happen and was happening. Did it have to lead to war? Possibly, but not inevitably. The fact that we’re really the only major power that fought a war over slavery shows that at least everyone else in the world…

I don’t care to read most or really any of these, but to be fair to the first one, Lincoln was definitely hated in his own time. He is the only president whose election triggered a civil war. He assumed (perhaps rightly) that he was going to lose re-election and it was only Fremont’s dropping out and Sherman burning…