It really doesn’t matter if these allegations are true. They will always be true in my heart.

I understand LDS folk just fine. It’s like a cult with NSA level paranoia, twice the amount of drugs, same amount of booze, a ton of fucking and all in the shadows.

You know what’s up!

I walked into a Jazz bar in Utah...

I wouldn’t have guessed it was going to be the P.P.P. to take him down.

One of my buddies who was the center on our college team took a faceful of penis like this, and as a graduation present, from his dad, got an 8x11 for his desk of the glorious moment.

Don’t be silly. He flipped the mattress.

They didn’t have a leak...

Golf doesn’t have to be a country club elitist sport. In fact the club there is the only public course in the city. There are countless golfers on various tours who came from all over the world from nowhere near affluent circumstances or countries. It’s never going to be as cheap as soccer, but it’s essentially…

That’s interesting about the golf course. I figured if any of the venues had a shot to continue to be used it would be the course. I understand they would never make the money back but unlike other White Elephant venues the World Cup and Olympics regularly produce the course could at least be used by the public in…

Interesting glass slipper that someone found at the end of that last Cinderella story.

Yeah this guy fucks food. I’m pretty certain about that.

Not really the secondary played great without him until five minutes to go in the half.

Leave it to the Knicks to lose a human being like I lose my keys. At least nobody filed a missing person report I guess.

This is 100% how I feel about Alabama football. Very happy they lost.

Yeah I read that on the other post and I’m pretty sure that guy is full of shit. The coaches on the ESPN experts channel were all calling B.S. on that being spotted at the two.

Man I really wanted to hear how it sounded in doublewides across the great state of Alabama.

Yes that was a fuck up. Though I don’t think it can be reviewed.

I very much dislike Clemson and I fucking despise Alabama, but that was one hell of a football game.

The coach version of this is actually really informative.