This fight, feud, whatever is like the exact opposite, on an intellectual level of Bobby Fischer vs. Boris Spasky.

You tried. I admit I laughed at the last gasp “feet” joke.

Always fun to beat Canadia in their own sport. Also Tyler Parsons might have the dumbest tattoo ever. MCMXCVII is all I can read running up his neck. I believe that translates to 1997 in Roman Numerals. In case you forget your birth year it’s on your neck.

Uh something like this is his plan I take it.

Josh Kronke actually. We have the second best Kronke running both the Nuggets and Avs. Yippee

As an Avs fan we might get to 16 wins this season.

This Junior World Final game is rad.

His agent was quoted as saying “His perfect landing spot is Green Bay because they ride bikes to practice and there are no women in Wisconsin.”

I was always nervous for the first play or minute or two in any game, after that I basically never noticed the nerves of it all.

Would this be like a Trout... getting off the hook?

Well of course there are like a million sticks to play with.

Go put in and take out 50 fence posts a day in your back yard. I promise you will be in shape in a month.

You win.

Coincidentally his porn name is also Hairy Cane...

Regardless of how you feel about unions, I feel like that Kentucky sign is slightly off.

Then what does being a lifelong Jets fan compare to?

Not getting in for juicing.

I don’t think I’ve ever shoplifted other than the one summer we decided to pull runners every Sunday night. A runner was running into a Safeway, Wal-Mart grabbing a thirty pack of 3.2 Beer and running out to an awaiting car. It got to the point I don’t even think the store employees cared so we just walked out with…

A playoff team in which sport?

I had a roommate who used to try to pair his shits with his showers. He was doing it for the environment or some shit. The spray nozzle thing would make him far less of a lunatic, but I will fondly remember explaining his practice to potential girlfriends as to why there was no toilet paper in his bathroom.