I’m guilty of clicking on this, but let me quietly scamper back to my high horse so I can ask: why do we give a fuck what Alex Jones had to say?

The best thing about this is it might lead to a new Tuck Buckford video.

The anti-radiation erectile dysfunction pills seem to be having an unexpected side effect. He’s still alive. Someone get a ‘Murica Food End Times Survialist Pack (tm) in this man, pronto!

It’s almost like Alex Jones is a stupid racist assbag who will say absolutely anything if it will get media outlets to report on him.

Yeaaaah, I think that’s a pretty weird thing to get angry at him about. He said: “I want to take a moment to just say thank you to Eve, who always stood by me for 22 years. And my four children — Clara, Esther, Jamyan and Anouk — I love you. ... There wouldn’t have been any Emmit Stussy without David Thewlis and…

He thanked his girlfriend while he was thanking people who worked on Fargo. I keep seeing a lot about this but honestly it’s not like he said “I’d like to thank my wife for being there for me for so many years, and my new girlfriend who lets me stick it in her vagina.” It’s pretty common for people to thank costars on…

But how would the Samurai know the exact viewing angle that would affect their opponent’s sight?

It all hinges on whether Gary Busey’s paternity test comes back positive or not.

Why, WHY, did you put that in my head? I just learned last week what “soaking” sex is and for some awful reason, my brain chose THIS moment to float that idea as a Stephen Miller option. I’m trying not to vomit 🤢

The amount of people who think that someone doing a service for you means you can treat them like garbage is fucking astounding.

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

Man, arresting someone for drunk/disorderly when they are in the process of trying to act responsibly and get an Uber to drive them home is such bullshit.

I’ll be the last to defend this piece of writing, but yes, there’s a plot. It is wafer thin* , basically only there because a book is expected to have a plot, but it’s there.

* Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, for those keeping track of references in this thread

The word for it isn’t “stupid.” It’s malicious and cruel. Those aren’t byproducts of stupidity.

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true

Bellow, he states people disgusted at the tweets are nothing but pearl clutching. He also threw a massive fit when people said it might not be ok to make the victim in to the butt of the joke, while lauding mediocrity in joking. "Clever, nuanced jokes that confront(...)"? I think not...

Just like I said: you look at this, and you 'think' the "larger issue" is who gets to joke about what, and everything else is 50 other posters' white noise.

Just make sure that your jokes poke fun at the perpetrators and not the victims. Lindy actually wrote an excellent guide: