Throw in some legendary or epic item if they win and imagine the crowds.

At least he didn’t fall into a moth pit!

The sloth was so delightful.

But I am genuinely glad people don’t track my facial expressions in public-that must suck.

I’ve got a friend who got pulled over in a parking lot for randomly stopping.

Eh, as a white, straight guy, I’d imagine that greater diversity represented is more important than adherence to authentic cannon

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public?

A few of us are working on creating a hybrid Mondragon/Google/Valve business with on-campus housing specifically so that we can offer dignified (and awesome) lives 24/7 rather than have people work 8 hours and then go back to Detroit or whatever.

2. He had a gun on him! The cop was nervous!

Elvis here as well. I was only like six, but my aunt was a fan and it was a pretty big deal at the time.

Oh, yeah, there are lots of analog scales, but honestly we’d be better off if everyone got the same instructions I got in the military (which is you do NOT have any say in what a civvie does with the flag...just leave them alone).

If someone does something that bothers you, just tell them and move on.

If you don’t, that’s fine, but you can’t be too surprised when people are offended.

As they should!

Fixed it for ya!

I know, right? That’s SUPER unhealthy!

Using the events of the past to predict the future? That’s witchcraft!

Idk what madtown is but it sounds like somewhere my family would live.

I love some good teamwork!

But the rich people will have houses made of non-plastic cheese product.