Somebody above hit on giving Sea World to Scripps...that’d be cool

You nailed the real solution! Give Sea World to Scripps!!

The science of racing, yes. But not racetracks. That’s a TON of space that could be used for all kinds of explosions and such, and it’s only useful during the actual race.

How about we...

If my vote counts, you get to choose the titles of all articles from now on.

Epic!

“This week, I like the Chicano Bears (+1) to win at home against the Dinner Broncos! So sad to see Payton Manly go out like this. First he hurts his rims. Now he’s got Planter Facism in his foot! Can you believe that? I would not want Facism of the foot. As a rummy back, that would infect my ability to hit the…

Proud member of the PC master race since the advent of the turbo button.

Wait a sec, I wasn’t supposed to like Cam Newton because I’m white?

I know it’s totally shallow and immature to instantly crush on somebody who I know nothing about, haven’t met, and has expressed no interest in me.

Can’t you just do console commands? That’s faster and more dignified.

They’re getting a way better offer than their ancestors gave the original owners, aren’t they?

What tribe had this land originally, anyway? I mean... 1889 is amazingly recent, what about the actual original owners?

We care about them too, right? Or is it just this one family that isn’t satisfied with several million dollars because their (airquote)“ANCESTORS” planted a flag there?

Are the Native Americans getting reimbursement from the Sheahans?

It’s easy to get riled up (I’m a native Minnesotan so I still kind of have a soft spot for the Vikes, and Bridgewater not only seems like an amazingly good human being but also kind of looks like he’s twelve) ... but between that annoying ‘occasionally being rational’ thing and the fact that you make a couple of good…

It’s easy to assume the worst from a Gregg Williams defense... but yeah, I could see that same scenario happening if he was genuinely off balance and trying to arch over him.

But the larger problem is that it feels like the Broccoli family—which has owned the rights to Bond forever, and nearly destroyed the franchise before Craig and his accompanying new focus on realism saved them—is back in full command.

“Guys, where’s the cookie stuff?” he said, furrowing his brow.

I don’t think I know more than a couple of women who’d put up with that sort of crap, and I can name a dozen who are plenty active relationship-wise who are quite definitely having sex with men who aren’t absurdly hypocritical. We’re a pretty sex-positive crowd so I can at least say with confidence that ... at least…

About a school per plane, or at least one high quality teaching hospital for the whole shebang.