Throw in a loud, pneumatically enhanced West Palm trophy wife and it’s a trifecta.

A club built in a gas station? I wonder if their sushi’s any good?

That dude didn’t pay 120k for the brakes; he got a 120k estimate.

Screw that - machine them out of billet. Those cars don’t get driven in anger so the benefit of carbon brakes is lost on them.

Exactly. Splitting hairs. 

Splitting hairs. The engine is in front of the cockpit vs behind it.

Curious that Ferrari designed another GT car and not a mid-engine design. 

The goodfellas gotta get their cut, right?

2 trillion?

I always figured the plane was like a horse and was only used to being boarded from the left. Yes I am that simple.

Wait... didn’t that moron see the Tesla carrot video yet??

Hey! I had one in high school back in the 80s! Rotted out after ten years, but THAT CAR WAS AWESOME

Make an example of these assholes. 

“Some men just want to watch the world burn..”

The Dassault Falcon 7X I fly (like most large cabin jets) has a RAT that deploys out of the nose if the generators go offline. With 3 engines, the likelihood of this happening is extremely rare, but it’s there if needed.

Yep, stumbled across that one in an image search. Cannot be unseen.

One Inch Per Day? Sounds like a low-budget porn video. 

So, what are your thoughts on Robert Mapplethorpe?  :) 

The answer here is obvious. Mobile car crusher, for immediate enforcement. Call it the Stupid Tax.

That could’ve been a person wedged in that grille. Make an example of that kid.