Too great a risk of getting soaked buying an Ocean. 

You can’t go wrong with a low mileage detective’s or chief’s car like this. Good for towing as they have all the HD stuff and trans/oil coolers. Short money for a family hauler imho, yet no monkey light for the cop cosplayers/losers out there.

Statistically, somebody has to have died from one of those things. We just never hear about it because the family is too embarrassed to admit the deceased was a dumbass who couldn’t read warning labels. Just a theory.

Short money for a family hauler that will outlast the family. 

An ozone generator would do wonders for getting smells out. 

We really need to do better as a country in dealing with mental illness. Alternatively, I say set up a live feed at the end to see how many take the plunge. 

I had a VW dealer screw up the first oil change on my then-new 2009 Jetta TDI. VW had just switched from a 5 qt change to a 4 liter change, but the clowns at the dealer hadn’t seen the memo yet. Having been a regular on TDIClub I knew to check the level when I picked up the car, and sure as shit they put in five…

Agreed. Power levels have gotten absurd, and there’s no legal or safe place other than a track to use anywhere near the performance potential of these cars now. But people (rich dudes) keep buying these things for... reasons. 

Yep, the dad’s a multimillionaire and was charged with a misdemeanor for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 

Well there’d be fire, clearly...

Okay, I laughed way too hard at this.. 

My cop friends all say nothing good happens after midnight. They call it “Amateur Hour” 

Yup, first thought I had too. Like that idiot in L.A. who gave his 17 year old son a Lamborghini Urus who then killed a woman after running a red and plowing into her at 100+. That ended up as an $18M settlement. 

This guy is the FAFO poster child. 

Jeez, that’s a lot of stomp for a turbo 6.

Get off my f****** lawn...

Yeah, too busy and kinda ugly imho. Stick to something simple like a 5-spoke or the retro-style wheel on the last Beetle.

So this is the leading edge of the design trend back to boxy utes now?

I really want to love this car but it’s a mess of ridges and angles. Somebody’s gotta do a C8 body kit with organic curves like the C2. And it better have 4 round taillights too, g’dammit.

Bigger tires will still be overwhelmed by 800hp when driven by a choad.