The 1985 Hyundai Excel is laughing from its rusty grave.

But it’s really good chocolate..

I think it makes sense for folks who keep their cars for 10+ years. 

Buying new makes sense if you’re the king of person who keeps a vehicle for ten years or longer. 

Did not know lifetime unlimited mileage warranties were a thing. $2300 actually seems reasonable for that coverage.

These guys need to channel that energy into a new driving sport. Give them weapons in the car and call it Death Race 2000.

For some bizarre reason, I keep losing my 14mm sockets. Weird. 

Um, any chance you might sell one of those Magic Wrenches?

The way that car plowed into the Z I’d guess it was a Subaru Smackback. 

Geneva Conventions says no. CS will do just fine. 

FFS, no. Rubber bullets maybe. 

This would’ve been great advice 25 years ago when I attempted a frame-off resto of a ‘69 Stingray roadster (with zero experience in such things). That project was so far over my head, I never should’ve even considered it. I got pretty far with it before bailing and selling for a loss. Got some great photos from it,…

Dad probably knew not to lose the 10mm socket too. Or he just kept a few spares. 

How hard can it be? Head to your dentist’s office. 

I can’t imagine too many dentists falling behind on their payments.

Hey, if I paid for the seat upgrade then I want the one with the best view. 

I hope somebody pissed on his seat when he got up to take a piss. 

You’re right. Everybody was kung fu fighting. 

And she was immediately whisked away by a handler. Can’t trust those F1 guys. They’re fast.

“And I’ve have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids...”