A light bulb is a lot cheaper to replace than a starter. 

Good. Those two jackasses deserve to get boned by the legal system without lube.

My issue with this is that it increases the starter’s duty cycle by 3-4x. How much less life will you get from a starter with this system?

I want to see the Aussie mod with a quokka. 

I’ve always liked the 1st gen Seville. It wasn’t a huge, floaty yacht like the Eldo that year (although those are cool for their own reasons too).

I’ve noticed this for a year or so now. In CT, super is $1 more than regular. While I was in Wichita last month, the delta was .50 which I attributed to the winter formulation being different from what we get at home. 

Tree of Life my ass... that’s the engine room and those are warp cores. 

I don’t think we have to worry about some dumbass wrapping one of these around a tree. Chances are they’re all going right into a garage under a cover waiting for Mecum 2043.

So this kid’s mother is one of them too, yeah? Stupidity breeds stupidity.

Oh, I’m sure the spiral will continue. 

Fucking Floriduh. Although if he thought he was in mortal danger, wouldn’t his car be a better weapon for defense than a gun? WTAF? I hope this asshole never lives down the shame of his internet notoriety. 

Ugly wheels, tail looks ridiculous, interior is a Grimace/Barney wet dream.

Same thing occurred to me. If mag is such a PITA, why not just cast them in aluminum? 

Who doesn’t love steelies? Poll?

I rely on my training as a ninja. If that doesn’t work, I tell jokes then escape while they’re laughing. 

Feature or benefit? You decide. 

If he flew on a private chartered aircraft there was no TSA search. 

Well stated. My takeaway after hearing the tape was the Southwest flight should’ve never been cleared for takeoff with an a/c on a 3 mile final in low IMC. Your point about expectation bias is spot on. Maybe the SW guys normally hustle out past the hold-short line and get rolling quickly but not in this instance it…

I used to want a sports car, now I want an SUV. Does that mean my pecker got bigger? 

Extra credit given for Truck Nutz.