I was thinking “Optimus Prime’s wet dream” but your answer works too. 

Years ago when I was doing car reviews I got a media fleet loan of a Challenger SRT8 from FCA. The loan got pushed back a week as the car was having its clutch replaced after going to IMPA’s Test Day event where auto journalists beat the snot out of it (doing burnouts, clearly). That Challenger had 3000 miles. 

I’m sure it’d fit but the idea of spending dineros to put a new engine into a car that’s ending production very soon probably never occurred to anyone at Chrysler. 

I LOVE piazzas! I like mine with pepperoni and mushroom. 

I’m getting the feeling that Dodge is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel coming up with former models to pay homage to

There are people who do just that, affordably. 

The Queen Mary is 86 years old and has been sitting in salt water her whole life. I’d think the hull maintenance would be fairly reasonable for a new ship for the first 20 years, then a drydocking would probably be required. Expanding the rooms for full-time living is a valid point, however.

Kinda sounds like you’ve never been on a cruise.

Just stay away from Carnival if you’re worried about those things happening. 

Jeez, if Bezos had only waited a year or two...

Maybe electric motors driving the front wheels powered by a generator on the bellhousing?

That rear wing comes off, right?

$290k for a car you can’t drive on the street. Who’s the intended audience here?

I’m sure they let the help snack on the catering at these events.

Never gets old. I wonder if that guy can talk, or does he just scream?

Forget the noise, I’m just impressed they built a coupe. (which probably won’t see production, but whatevs)

In a red state, maybe?

I like these cars, and the colors are the best anywhere imho but jeeeez - they’re beating retro to death. And then reanimating the corpse and beating it to death again.

Sorry, Pimp My Ride has been off the air for years now.