Or somebody who had some developmental issues as a youth. 

Post-apocalyptic tech, FTW!!

Ya know, that’s goofy enough to be legit. 

To earn a black belt you have to demonstrate a certain level of skill, as laid out by the International Judo Federation. Putin has trained in judo for many years since he was a young guy, so he’s legit. Bezos is 5ft 7in and weighs about 150lb with no known background in martial arts acc to Reddit. He wouldn’t last…

That guy who punched the car window sure looks like a load.

Never Forward?

Yep, Pooty has a black belt in judo. This wouldn’t last very long, unless Musk is a secret ninja. 

Did Musk’s people tell him Putin has a black belt in judo?

I’m secretly hoping he gets a KIM tattoo on his dick and tweets a pic of her holding it.

THE ENGINE IS PAINTED GREEN. WHO PAINTS AN ENGINE GREEN?

Damn that was gutsy. Based on the damage to the Tahoe it looks like she tried to hit the car offset a bit so not to take the full impact head-on. 

Leasing is just a form of financing. You can’t sell a car without a title. 

How did he sell those cars without him holding the titles?

Nothing ever sticks to these guys though. It’s like they’re coated in teflon..

I saw one of these at the Newport Auto Museum in Rhode Island two months ago. I’d forgotten this car existed but in person it’s a looker. 

::golf clap::

Naah, just don’t see the purpose of this ridiculous vehicle. 

Ownership of these things is buried in shell corporations and other holding entities for just that reason; to hide the id of the owner.

Yep, but use it as a target in a SINKEX exercise. 

Edgy.