Even if not required, the cops should do it just to fuck with him. 

I rarely fly, but I miss those days.

people are just bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

I’ll be sure to include the /s next time, so you’re not confused again.

I did but I see you didn’t get the sarcasm part, huh?

A Honda Fit turned out to be a good investment with zero depreciation? Who knew?

“Man, that consulting gig I did for the video game folks was the easiest paycheck EVER..”

I’d guess the clutch pedal and shifter were left in as an anti-theft device.

It’s how we got Noriega to break. Best application of heavy metal ever.

Don’t be so quick to judge. To a hillbilly with a stick welder, meth just opens up the mind to let the creativity flow.

Or both? I guarantee there was a few hundred pounds of whale shit that went into orbit that day. Temporarily. 

Mocking abject stupidity. It’s what we do best here. 

LOL. I posted something similar before seeing this. Yeah, I heard that song in my head too and it’s not been a weird work day here..

Wait, wasn’t Poop Train an old Cat Stevens song?

Sorry! This monster will forever haunt your dreams. 

Done!

Or you’ll just end up with a horrible case of tetanus. 

I get that Singer’s car is amazing, but that price is unreal. 

Interesting thought. If there’s a profit to be made, then I’m sure that industry will continue. Even if Congress were to somehow outlaw it, only 10% or so of our oil comes from federal lands so it wouldn’t have a huge impact on production as drilling on state and private land would continue. 

Doesn’t work that way.