Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

Really, Shaw was screwed the moment he became aware of the bet. Either he eats pie and knowingly makes the bet pay, or he doesn’t eat pie and knowingly makes the bet lose.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Cry me a river.

Definitely with bodily fluids.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I get my e-books via my local library for free.

I miss the good old blue tint strip at the top of windshields. I’m glad I still have one car at home with one.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

You seem nice! I didn’t re-enlist. I protested the Iraq war. I campaigned for Kerry. I quit the police force because it was full of small minded assholes, you know people like you. Frankly, you disgust me. You masquerade your bigotry and hate with veneer of liberal values. You are no better than the Trump…

2nd Iraq War vet here, and you have nailed it. I never thought going to war would make me love everyone in the world, but it did. I joined for college money, but ended up learning more about the world, and myself, in the service than I did earning my degree. I’m a pacifist now, but I’ll be damned if I won’t defend the…

I’m 15 years active duty Army. The comments on here neglect the importance of having active dissenters within the DOD system. It’s also important to have a military that reflects our society— the Army is way too conservative, southern/midwestern, white, and Christian. Is that the face we want to show the rest of…

I know for a fact not EVERY member is publicly backing Trump.

Sally is a Hero!!!

How convenient that she didn’t understand the grief when she lied and got that innocent child killed then went on to live her life happily. So how about you go fuck yourself along with Carolyn?

Actually it very much is.

This is like saying, “Oh, don’t see the exact type of big-budget sci-fi film you like? Get a group of friends and go make one! You don’t know how to make films? Or have 200 million dollars? What’s wrong with you?”

Thanks, dude.

Brilliant work, Ev.