He was trying his hardest

But her EMALS?!

uh, delete button? Where you at

Unfortunately, they are out of stock. Oh well... Thanks!

Where did you get those red token holders? They look great

Clearly walking next to one-footed Jesus

Total distance travelled, not maximum depth. Like driving 20,000 leagues over the road

Fake news!

Meanwhile, one state over:

I’m more of a One Brunch Man myself

A tiny chisel

Flawless victory

And then you have to throw the truck away because refilling it would void the warranty

He didn’t give a wave. Punishable offense in my book

https://imgflip.com/i/1k4nqn

well then, have another star!

that’s nice! Where’s it from? Google has failed me...

Quoted from a post (not mine!) on Jalopnik:

Hilarious that you guys keep using the word ‘Illuminating’ when commenting about a guy who can’t even find a light switch!

You forgot Middle Africa, where the real Africans are. Apple pie, baseball, pickups...