He was trying his hardest

Unfortunately, they are out of stock. Oh well... Thanks!

Where did you get those red token holders? They look great

Meanwhile, one state over:

I’m more of a One Brunch Man myself

A tiny chisel

Flawless victory

He didn’t give a wave. Punishable offense in my book

Quoted from a post (not mine!) on Jalopnik:

Hilarious that you guys keep using the word ‘Illuminating’ when commenting about a guy who can’t even find a light switch!

You forgot Middle Africa, where the real Africans are. Apple pie, baseball, pickups...

Shot on iPhone

I’d suggest a good water bottle as well. We’ve had good luck with the Camelbak Eddy bottles. Don’t really leak, and are tough as nails.

But what about the Hanukkah Armadillo? He’s cool, right?

thank you

When my son died, things like this would get you an IRL unfriend.

Make America Wattle Again

It’s not a reward for having a kid, it’s to offset some of the expense (a tiny, tiny fraction of the expense). And it diminishes as your income goes up, appropriately. Are you equating this with the USSR giving medals, or Nazi breeding programs?

What’s wrong with the way he speaks? It’s perfectly cromulent, and embiggens us all.

They’ll always be the Comets to me. Power Play!