We’re still winning Nuclear Bomb violence, by a pretty wide margin.

You forgot an apostrophe.

That’s clearly a left hand hand-print on the door. Heroin guy is missing his left arm. Looks to me like Jesus is the one who slammed that door. Possible hostage situation?

I guess that would be cheaper than actually paying the contractors. Sex-barter FTW!
Also, thanks for showing Windows Phone some love too.

Forced? Really? Like at gunpoint or something? That seems pretty harsh

Dibs on the White Album!

Well everything's stolen nowadays. Why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.

I'm not a big fan of Coors' beers, but this is an impressive sight on the brewery tour.

Exactly. I already have most of these "wants". I don't need an app for that.

Thank you for picking up the slack!

You can sign me and my wife up as new Microsoft employees as well, I guess. It really is a fantastic user experience with this phone. I frequently get frustrated when I use my iPad, as it is much less steamlined and elegant. The iPad is a good device, but the Windows Phone 7 is so much better.

Ninjas? Those aren't even Australian!

Here it is!