“2 Fat 2 Die”
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The loon-threaded silence. The cream cheese penis. Five push-ups in a row.
You forgot the part where she said “he agreed to be tied up.” (!!!!)
DO come prepared to lecture your new basketball friends about basketballs exciting historical origins: Nobody likes to sit around and learn things when they could be playing basketball. Unless they’re learning about Dr James Naismith, the man who practically invented basketball. “Hark, friends” you’ll say as you…
Nice “story.”
Jack Price.
No. She said “LA face with and Oakland booty.” She didn’t say anything about white or black.
Ha! Fergie isn’t OG anything.
I get it. I think it’s silly that she said it. But really? Offensive?
Dude is the JR Ewing of Seattle. Trust me he is doing just fine.
Okay so isn’t that pretty much what Sir Mix-A-Lot was going for with that lyric?
Please explain how her saying “LA face with an Oakland booty” is offensive in any way. It’s definitely lame, but is the level for internet outrage really so low?
Oh right! Nazis!
Us people? Anyone who happened to grow up in St Louis and like their hometown baseball team?
From friendly sports banter to racist, classist assholery in 13 minutes. Welcome to the internet I guess.
32 is an interesting number. Here are some more numbers for you.
We humans call it ‘sweatpants’!
Axl Rose has greater vocal range than Mariah Carey.
Here’s a feminist quote...how about this site give a little ink to any other piece of New York theater besides Hamilton? I saw Bright Star this week co-written by noted woman Edie Brickell and featuring an outstanding performance by the lead actress Carmen Cusack...I get that Hamilton is great but how much more press…
Ha! I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean he was not a technical singer...but he is an excellent singer.