Very well put. I have to say that when I was a little kid in the ‘80s there were often these hypothetical questions about “would we see a woman president in our lifetime?” (around the time Geraldine Ferraro was the VP candidate).

Motion sickness vomiting deserves a spot on that list. Airplane, boat or rollercoaster vomiting is much worse than hangover vomiting.

Give him a break, he works at McDonald’s.

Worst fucking advice ever. Don’t tell a girl she’s getting poisoned by her drug dealer, because it will lead to a violent disagreement.

Explain please how this story is funny?

Hilton is most definitely not het.

Bring back Danielle or GTFO.

Thanks. I love when Gawker Media writers pretend to be drinkers.

See these are the kinds of stories Gawker media should be pursuing....