I agree about things getting worse, but your "SNL has sucked forever" is exactly as old as SNL. Formerly "alternative" comedy that has become terribly conservative, yes. Weekend Update being part of the problem of comedy news having the same biased take as real news? Yeah-huh. Some percentage of every show and some…

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

I assume it’s via the usual method of decelerating gradually rather than impacting the ground at high speed?

“Once you’ve got a little piece peeled up, grab it with a paper towel, hold the smaller end of your rack down with your other hand, and pull. The membrane will come right off, and your ribs will be the better for it.”

I’m usually here for bashing Chapple but I loved that SNL (something else I usually bash).

Yeah, mate...might want to rewatch that SNL episode, if that was your takeaway.

You clearly don’t pay much attention to Dave Chappelle aside from what a few sources in your bubble spoon feed you.

There’s a difference between remembering the past and flying the flag of actual literal traitors that killed Americans.

is it really only Apple TV support?

Yeah, I really struggle with the Emily Blunt thing. She was supposed to stay single so that I could continue fantasizing that one day we’d end up together. Damn you, John Krasinski!

Didn’t you pay for your daughter’s exam? Understanding that there are disappointments in life is important. But don’t you think accountability is important? The College Board is not some mom and pop shop. Your daughter worked hard to prepare for that exam (I mean, I assume, as a freshman taking a freaking college…

“But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty."

I feel like the upcoming Pixel 4a will have a good claim for “the Android phone for most people.”

I love Bernie, but anybody acting like a vote between Biden and President Fuckup is some kind of intolerable Sophie’s Choice is really not helping. Biden isn’t going to stack the courts with hundreds of right-wing psycopaths, he isn’t going to cut funding for clinics at home and abroad that also offer abortions, he…

World class morons. The best morons!

(Because there are Trump resorts in the UK)

The idea that the public proclamations of the head of state in the most powerful country in the world should “just be ignored” is... not a useful suggestion.

Fuck statistics. I’ve experienced it on Twitter, which I haven’t from any other candidates’ supporters. So maybe we fuck off with Bernie-splaining?

Those aren’t winner take all states. They’re just states that Sanders is so unpopular in that he can barely clear the line of viability. And no, it’s not a little funny that southern states with large black populations get counted in the primary. Nor would it be very funny if they weren’t.