Wow, your care for humanity is truly impressive.

Okay, I will explain this for you. My favorite theory is that the writer of this ad is actually a stay at home mom (not a CEO Mom) and she is basically writing her own job description because perhaps her CEO Husband doesn’t think she does enough or whatever. 

Someone obviously paid out of pocket when they should HAVE USED THE POINTS, MARGARET!!

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

Clinton actually called Gabbard an “asset” of the right/GOP, not Russia. And so far she’s done that and everything extra in the last few years.

Gabbard is a public figure, so there is no way she will win this suit and the discovery will be amazing because everything has to be handed over — not just what would be admissable. I can’t wait to see the leaks that result from that. I wouldn’t be surprised if she has been in contact with the GOP.

I have one, and it’s a game changer. You’re still upright, which is never going to be great, but it alleviates neck pain and those nodding-head wake-ups.

This is the way.

Neck pillow, noise cancelling earphones, hat pulled down over my eyes, blanket wrapped cocoon-like around me – seatbelt over blanket, legs fully extended under seat in front of me, seat fully reclined.

One of my buddies swears by these medical-looking collar pillows that allow you to rest your head when you’re not fortunate enough to get a window seat. I haven’t actually used one, but I canNOT fall asleep on planes and I would love to try one.

This is really common in the Seattle area. One lane, two direction, and crowded parking means you take what you can get on whichever side is available. 

I disagree, half the islands will be full and the other side will be 1/2 or less the people. I go where ever is shortest line. Of course I will pick the side that matches first but I am not going to wait for it.

The Super Bowl airs the same time across the country. This hasn’t aired on the west coast yet. 

For me, Popeye is associated with chicken far more than with spinach, so I shamefully admit that in the heat of the moment, I would probably also say “chicken”. I would not do a little dance, however.

On one hand I want to say that it’s proof bleach kills brain cells but then I realized this girl is so young she may have no idea who Popeye the Sailor man is. Her only exposure to the name Popeye may be the Chicken place.

The fact that he only used three fingers killed me.

It was really funny when they asked Rose to go with them, and she gave some lame excuse about having to study plans for old star destroyers. They might as well have just put a title card on screen that said she died on the way back to her home planet. 

The closing number, “Bees (Not The)” brings down the house.

Please please please don’t let him be like Scott Adams!

“You almost have to feel sorry for The Rise Of Skywalker. Yes, this is a guaranteed blockbuster, the very opposite of an underdog, the latest entry in one of the most popular media franchises in human history. It will make a billion dollars, and you will not. Yet the movie, the last in a new trilogy of Star Wars…